XB Destroy All Humans review:5 stars (Destroy All Humans) - The first thing I noticed about DAH! (Destroy All Humans!) Is the atmosphere, it takes a cliche B-Movie idea and totally twists it around. You play as the alien in this one, wreaking havok on the slightly perverted denizens of an alternate 50's enviroment.
After eons of unregulated atomic weapons use, the race on aliens known as Furons became mutated and developed a complete lack of geniteilia and couldn't propogate (unlucky buggers). So they clone themselves instead, making everyone essentially immortal. Now they are running out of DNA to clone themselves and the only source of Furon DNA is on earth in the form of human brain stems. So naturally you go to earth and do everything in your power to Destroy All Humans!

Scores 1-10

Gameplay: 8.0 Aiming is approximate in a good way, responsive and easy-to-use controls are welcome in the games many fenzied firefights. Weapons are fun to use (who doesn't like (...) probes!). Best telekinesis controls and hyper-realistic physics are good, but the respawning enemies get old.

Graphics: 9.0 Lots of good detail, volumetric grass and awesome weapon effects. Particle effects and firey explosions abound.
No draw distance and tasteful bloom lighting create an interesting 50's enviroment. Best graphics of any GTA style game.


Immersion: 9.3 The story mode missions are immaginative and varied, I wish i could go back and replay them in the sandbox mode you unlock after you beat the game because besides the semi-pointless DNA collecting minigames you can access between missions, the story mode levels are the most fun thing in the game. Dont get me wrong, with the open ended gameplay and tons of unlockables, you can say hellooo replayability.


Sound: 10! Tons and Tons of voice-overs for the hilarious thoughts and words of the humans. Funny and witty lines from Crypto and his commander, Orthopox, make playing this game like listening to an episode of The Simpsons, only with movie quality voice acting, music, and sound effects.



Overall 9.0
You should definately pick this one up, it's an original title in a world of sequals and movie-games. If you don't buy it, then at least rent it.
4 stars (Only if it was true) - Destroy all Humans is unearthley fun i guess. It is all about Crptyo is looking for his brother that got cesed by the milatary in a earth invasion mission. Crypo jetpack is a cool gadget and lets you go places. It is really fun to blast humans heads open for brain DNA. This game has good graphics. And is tons of fun it could have been better but im not complaining. I give it 4 stars3 stars (Destroy All Humans) - Destory All Humans has to be one of the most fun games I've ever played. Basically its Grand Theft Auto with an alien. Your character goes around with his assortment of goofy-ass weapons on interesting missions...like nuking a military base...and causes mayhem. Every mission has a bunch of sub-missions where you collect brain stems or destroy the entire area. It's a lot of fun to play and it makes you laugh, which counts for a lot in my book.

However, this game was way too short and not very hard. I rented a copy and beat the storyline in under a week. If you only beat the storyline and ignore the sub-missions, you'll only be 40-something percent finished with the game...but the sub-missions are a lot alike in each of the five areas...you collect x-amount of brain stems, you destroy the area or you go on a timed exploration of the area. Each level has a few unique sub-missions, but they weren't enough to keep my interest.

I recommend renting this game first before going out and buying it.
XB Destroy All Humans Features:
Video Games
Xbox (x box)
Microsoft
Action
Adventure
XBOX
ESRB Rating: T for Teen
Action/Adventure

XB Destroy All Humans is the Video Game version. The full version can be purchased by clicking on the "CLICK HERE TO ORDER" button below for around 46.95USD.